iAudio X5 (Part I): The Colour, The Size, The...Stitching, The Size!

Isn't this just the cutest little thing? I mean, take a look around you. What's nearby? Look at your hand; this thing barely covers your palm. Well, it certainly doesn't widthways. See that packet of tissues? This is smaller, and thinner; or "not as deep" or whatever the term is. Packet of smokes? This tiny creation certainly beats a twenty; maybe even a packet of ten. That cassette ? (What's one of those, Daddy?) Why, this even has that topped. You should get the tape out to get more of the sense of smallness, tinyness, m-i-n-i-s-c-u-l-e-ness. A deck of cards, the mouse under your palm, your TV remote; this crazy lady of infinitesimal proportions, with the smooth leathery blackness, and the giggling, coy, white stitching, which (I might add) runs down and around and back up again, is - yes, you heard me - smaller than any of those too-large objects. It arrived yesterday, and it is waiting excitedly for what is to go in it. That's right - in it. Because, no matter how tiddly [Brit] this is, what is to go in it is going to be just that bit more petite [Fr]. I can't believe it, and I can't wait. I might even wear this on my belt while I work today anyway.